Political Party Platform: Beagles are Best
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International Relations—Give a beagle to every head of state—the world will love us
Health Care—Give a beagle to every family possible—it is proven that pets reduce stress and less stress is good for the immune system
Taxation—Give a tax break to every person who owns a beagle—they are being healthy (see above)
Criminal Law—Employ even more beagles as airport patrol dogs—with noses 1 million times as sensitive as a human’s, we find illegal drugs, illegal produce, etc. and look cute while doing so.
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(this is not 200 words)
International Relations—Give a beagle to every head of state—the world will love us
Health Care—Give a beagle to every family possible—it is proven that pets reduce stress and less stress is good for the immune system
Taxation—Give a tax break to every person who owns a beagle—they are being healthy (see above)
Criminal Law—Employ even more beagles as airport patrol dogs—with noses 1 million times as sensitive as a human’s, we find illegal drugs, illegal produce, etc. and look cute while doing so.
Vote for Norman and Tali! Vote for Norman and Tali! Vote for Norman and Tali! Vote for Norman and Tali!